“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
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I don’t understand how I can lead 4 delinquent children up a 4000 ft mountain in the dark with no headlamp but can’t find the fucking bathroom in the Mall of New Hampshire. Riding the struggle bus hard today.
What's the worst thing a kid has ever done while youre at work?
I don’t even really know how to start to answer that question. The really fucked up shit that I’ve seen I can’t talk about because there are laws that prevent me from doing so. That being said I once had a student who tried to become the Picasso of poop in his bedroom. It looked like starry night with little pieces of corn.
Yo. Just discovered you have a gf. How the hell does someone like you get a fine piece of ass like that? My wet dreams are going to be about her for the next month
Well for one I don’t objectify women as fine pieces of ass. I tend to find this helps significantly. I also don’t creep on tumblr or ever use anonymous.